Saturday, October 07, 2006

10.07.06: Mel Gibson makes Tom Cruise look sane.

As if Mel's recent booze-induced tirades about hating Jews weren't bad enough, there's more. From the brilliant mind that brought you The Passion of the Christ comes the new film Apocalypto, in theaters December 8. At first glance, it seems to be an ambiguous tale of some ancient tribe, with lots of cool-looking panthers and head dresses, but if you take a second look at the trailer for the movie, you'll be all like "WTF Mel?"

Click here to view the trailer. After you watch it all the way through, go back to about 3/4 of the way in and stop on the part where the monkey looks like he's going to eat you. Then, use the slow rewind button to go back frame-by-frame. When you get to the part with the albino dudes, you'll find something very very odd.

10.06.06: Friday?!

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Now, on with the intarwebing!!!1

Prison Break is arguably the best show on television at the moment. (Every episode that goes by makes me want to escape from prison more and more ... it just looks like so much fun!) Say what you will about FOX being completely shitty, but their marketing team is pretty fuckin' savvy. (In my opinion, they are the best in the world.) On this season's episode 6, one of Prison Break's main character's, Michael Scofield, dropped the name of a Web site for the other characters to use to communicate with him should they get seperated:

In 24 hours after the episode aired, this mysterious site shot up to the top 15,000 sites on the internet. The site is set up to look like a message board, with posts from users like "KVFinchlover7475" and "KidSpyFinch2343" that appear to give clues to the plot of future episodes. I for one spent a good half-an-hour looking through each of the threads, trying to figure out which character the usernames were supposed to represent, and what the obscure references to New Mexico and bird-watching mean for the show. I can't wait to see how they incorporate the site as the season goes on. Fuck the World Series for making me have to wait weeks for another episode!

Other things I like:

My ex-wife is better than yours.

Original "Back to the Future" trailer.

Vegetarian Rhapsody.

These rabbits are huge!

Russell Peters is a funny fucker.

Internet links:
Find log-ins for sites that require registration.
I want to teleport SO BAD!
Call the future.
Video games!
Send me an internet. lol.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

10.04.06: ROFLMAO@The GOP.

What's the difference between acne and former Congressperson Mark Foley?

Mark Foley: Republican and Pedophile

Acne comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am known around the world for my comedic skills.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

10.01.06: October-tastic!

While sitting in a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

Shoot albino vampire babies.

In case you haven't seen it yet.

Bathroom humor.

Get behind Jesus.

Internet links:
Overheard in New York.
Puppy Break!
Set up temporary e-mails at SpamBox.
Why can't I own a Canadian?
Random live webcams.
Blogmusik's Virtual iPod.
Trade yo' stuff!
[Insert funny "your mom" joke]
Watch satellite TV online!
If I drink 281.03 cans of Vanilla Coke, I'll die.
Rechargeable batteries that plug into a USB port.
Buscemi > you.