- An Ivy league baseball player
- An executive news director from Spokane
- A character played by that guy from Punk'd
- A major in some space army
- Someone who takes pictures with fat chicks then tries to hide the evidence
- The creator of a video blog about contemporary psychological overanalyzation and overmedication
- A lawyer who wants the world to shut down on Sundays
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Inspired by the recent flood of donations to Planned Parenthood in honor of Sarah Palin, I'd like to call on rational human beings who believe in consenting adults' right to marry regardless of their gender to donate to the Human Rights Campaign in honor of Orson Scott Card. Hang on, I'll explain ...
It turns out that the fella who wrote Ender's Game—one of my favorite books in my early teen years—is quite a bigot. Like, a really really crazy bigot.
Here's what OSC thinks about legalizing marriage for all Americans.
"Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down, so it can be replaced with a government that will respect and support marriage, and help me raise my children in a society where they will expect to marry in their turn. Only when the marriage of heterosexuals has the support of the whole society can we have our best hope of raising each new generation to aspire to continue our civilization...
In the first place, no law in any state in the United States now or ever has forbidden homosexuals to marry. Any homosexual man who can persuade a woman to take him as her husband can avail himself of all the rights of husbandhood under the law. Ditto with lesbian women. To get those civil rights, all homosexuals have to do is find someone of the opposite sex willing to join them in marriage.
However emotionally bonded a pair of homosexual lovers may feel themselves to be, what they are doing is not marriage. they are not turning their relationship into what my wife and I have created, because no court has the power to change what their relationship actually is. They steal from me what I treasure most, and gain for themselves nothing at all. They won't be married. They'll just be playing dress-up in their parents' clothes.
Homosexual 'marriage' won't accomplish what they hope. They will still be just as far outside the reproductive cycle of life. And they will have inflicted real damage on those of us who are inside it. they will make it harder for us to raise children with any confidence that they, in turn, will take their place in the reproductive cycle."
So, join me in stickin' it to Mr. Card. Go to https://secure.ga3.org/03/inhonorof1 to make as generous a donation as you can afford and show your support for equal rights regardless of gender or sexual orientation. Under "Send acknowledgements to", be sure to include the following name and address to be sure ol' Orson knows you made the donation:
Orson Scott Card
P.O. Box 18184
Greensboro, NC 27419
Saturday, July 26, 2008
My son Kjonaas had his first big outing today. He is just the cutest thing since ever.
Things I like:
So apparently it's really hard to be an emo kid in Mexico ...
Ben Stein is stupid.
Choke looks darn good.
See two movies for the price of one!
Famous people punching some guy.
24 Season Two: The Musical?
Cool NES mod.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
1) Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
I'm kind of surprised at how little attention this movie received when it was in theaters. The plot revolves around two brothers' botched jewel store robbery, with the story being told in that out of order film noir kinda way. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Marisa Tomei, and that old guy from Big Fish are all phenomenal. I could have done without the sex scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman, but that's OK.
2) Tromeo & Juliet
I've thoroughly enjoyed every Troma film I've seen. In fact, three out of the next five movies in my Instant Queue are from Troma: Redneck Zombies and Toxic Avenger parts 1 and 2. Tromeo & Juliet was up to par with some of their other films. My only complaints are that there was more gratuitous nudity than there was blood and guts, and the movie's description claims it's a "punk" remake, but aside from a couple piercings and tattoos, there's not really that much "punk" to it. Still, it's a good amount of campy, and the blood and guts that did make it in is great.
3) Cannibal: The Musical
A musical comedy, or "musedy" if you will, from the guys behind South Park. I was pleasantly surprised at how funny it was. I would have expected the comedy to be a bit more crude considering the creators, but instead it was just good ol' fashioned slapstick. The story, which the movie's intro claims to be based on real events, is that of Alfred Packer, a horse-loving guide who leads a group of miners to Colorado in search of gold. Along the way, there's some cannibalism, and some humorous encounters with "Indians." Highly recommended. And don't worry, it's not really all that much of a musical.
4) Severed: Forest of the Dead
I gave this movie one star only because there was a decent amount of head-chopping gore. The plot was ridiculous, the acting was not-so-hot, there were more zombies than logically possible, and the whole thing was waaay too long. To sum it all up in 15 seconds: Sap from an evil corporation's genetically modified trees causes some lumberjacks to turn into zombies, they eat some other lumberjacks and some hippie environmentalists, and the evil corporation leaves them all to die. I don't recommend seeing this, unless ... actually, there's no reason to see this, ever.
5) The King of Kong
I missed this when it was in theaters (I seem to recall a stomach flu being responsible), so I was excited to see it on the NetFlix "New Arrivals" list. Five words: Billy Mitchell is a prick. This video game documentary tells the story of everyman Steve Wiebe and his quest to beat Mitchell's world record Donkey Kong score. Without spoiling the outcome, Wiebe becomes a certifiable master of the game, but Mitchell and his homoerotic gamer nerd lackeys just won't have it. Even if you don't particularly like video games, I strongly recommend this one. If you do like video games, particularly those of the arcade variety, I really strongly recommend it.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Do you listen to Music while surfing the Web?
FoxyTunes lets you control almost any media player and find lyrics, covers, videos, bios and much more with a click right from your browser.
As someone who has 15 different programs open at any given time, this kind of add-on saves me a lot of Alt-Tabs.
9) Domain Details
Displays Server Type, IP/Location Flag, and links to Whois Reports
I frequently use this one to find information on companies via the Web, particularly those who abuse animals, using Whois look-up. It's surprising how much you can find out from a domain registry...
Create free disposable email addresses and paste them directly in forms. This helps to protect you from spam mails and could be useful when subscribing to forums or newsletters.
If you've ever used services like spambox or dodgit, this is for you.
FireFTP is a free, secure, cross-platform FTP client for Mozilla Firefox which provides easy and intuitive access to FTP servers.
If you need to FTP, why not do it right in your browser?
6) Simple Mail
Mail client (POP3/IMAP/SMTP) for Firefox.
I've started using this in place of ThunderBird.
FireShot is a Firefox extension that creates screenshots of web pages.
Unlike other extensions, this plugin provides a set of editing and annotation tools, which let users quickly modify captures and insert text and graphical annotations. Such functionality will be especially useful for web designers, testers and content reviewers.
It's possible to choose whether entire web page or only visible part of this page should be captured.
Screenshots can be uploaded to server, saved to disk (PNG, GIF, JPEG, BMP), copied to clipboard, e-mailed and sent to external editor for further processing.
No more copy and pasting screenshots into an image editor and cropping out all the stuff you don't want.
This extension allows you to use your Gmail Space (4.1 GB and growing) for file storage. It acts as an online drive, so you can upload files from your hard drive and access them from every Internet capable system.
What else are you going to use 4 gigs for?
3) IE Tab
IE Tab - an extension from Taiwan, features: Embedding Internet Explorer in tabs of Mozilla/Firefox.
This one's really useful for sites like NetFlix that, for some silly reason, require that other browser.
2) Adblock Plus
Ever been annoyed by all those ads and banners on the internet that often take longer to download than everything else on the page? Install Adblock Plus now and get rid of them.
It's amazing how different the internet is without banner ads!
1) Web Developer
Adds a menu and a toolbar with various web developer tools.
The most valuable tool for anyone who ever works on Web sites.
Kudos to the developers of each of these add-ons for making them FF 3 compatible so quickly!
Friday, April 11, 2008
IF ONLY MICROSOFT HAD AN INTERNET BROWSER TO USE INSTEAD OF A WORD PROCESSOR. Oh wait.
Not surprisingly, Microsoft Word doesn't support, like, 80% of CSS styles one might apply in an email (as this list outlines). Background images? Bye bye. Alt text on images? See ya. "Display" and "float"? Haha, yeah right. What do you think this is, the internet?!
Bottom line: Microsoft doesn't care about the quality of its products, or the users of said products. The 'soft hasn't done anything to address these issues since releasing Outlook 2007 a year-and-a-half ago ... because as far as they're concerned there's nothing to address. Outlook is working exactly as designed.
Join the resistance! Replace your unintelligible Microsoft warez with open source, community-driven programs like Thunderbird and Open Office.
Things I like:
Oh that Google
Hack drive-thru speakers
Tesla coils are neat
Pictures -> ASCII
Wow, cops sure are dicks
This dude's girlfriend is crazy
Michael Cera is really funny
Make a mixtape via internet
Best phone prank ever
I wish I had one of these when my iPod was stolen
Mail to/from strangers!
It's funny and true
Sony's IT department is dumb
Fun Coke Zero games
Starfighter and Tron? Yessss!
Monday, April 07, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
So Mozilla's new iTunes alternative (read iTunes killer) Songbird is still only in beta, but despite a few small bugs in functionality, it's just phenomenal. It's a media player combined with a music search engine, and the interface is much more friendly than iTunes (e.g. updating ID3 info is as easy as clicking on the field you want to change). Also, since it's open source and built on the Mozilla platform, it will surely feature a wide variety of add-ons and mash-ups once it's generally released.
Other things I like:
Look, I am sorry, but you are clearly not Bill Murray
I want this chair so bad!
Security. It's a pun! Get it?
Excited @ Watchmen movie
Hillary Clinton's campaign staff are kinda stupid
Oh, that House!
This link kills spam
It's like PhotoShop, sans all the $$$
Neat desktop RSS reader
Make money for digg/Stumble-ing
Bluetooth is actually kinda neat
I used to freakin' love Bucky O'Hare
Did I mention I'm a fan of Bluetooth?
LEDs > CCTV